The World According to the Eucman!

WELCOME to THURSDAY APRIL 15, 2021    List of Text Messaging & SMS Abbreviations Abbreviations A to L2moroTomorrow2nteTonightAEAPAs Early as PossibleALAPAs Late as PossibleASAPAs Soon as PossibleASLAge / Sex… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to WEDNESDAY APRIL 14, 2021 Idiom: a manner of speaking that is natural to native speakers of a languageEvery language has its own collection of wise… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to TUESDAY APRIL 13, 2021 THINKING OUT LOUD AGAIN….. I believe we should all pay our tax bill with a smile. I tried — but they… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to MONDAY APRIL 12, 2021 The 5 toughest questions for men are: What are you thinking about? Do you love me? Do I look fat? Do… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to FRIDAY APRIL 9, 2021 24 Simple Truths…. I think part of a best friend’s job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to THURSDAY APRIL 8, 2021 Top Ten Grammar Peeves It’s “I couldn’t care less.” “I could care less” means that you actually care. An apostrophe is… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to WEDNESDAY APRIL 7, 2021 SOME GOOD ONES….. Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels good. Talk is cheap because supply exceeds the demand. Love… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to TUESDAY APRIL 6, 2021 Paraprosdokians (Winston Churchill loved them) are figures of speech in which the latterpart of a sentence or phrase is surprising or… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to MONDAY APRIL 5, 2021 The Washington Post’s “Style Invitational” asked readers to take any word from the dictionary,alter it by adding, subtracting or changing one… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to FRIDAY APRIL 2, 2021 WEEKEND PUNOGRAPHY… Two vultures board an airplane, each carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardesslooks at them and says, “I’m sorry, gentlemen,… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”