The World According to the Eucman!

WELCOME to FRIDAY May 7, 2021 More Weekend Punography….. How can you spot a nosy pepper? It gets Jalapeño business! I’m addicted to brake fluid, but it’s… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to THURSDAY May 6, 2021 10 Step Guide to Being Handy Around the House If you can’t find a screwdriver, use a knife. If you break… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to WEDNESDAY May 5, 2021 Funny medical definitions:Benign – what you be after you be eight.Artery – the study of paintings.Bacteria – back door to the… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to TUESDAY May 4, 2021 THINKING OUT LOUD… My Opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right. I intend to live forever.… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to MONDAY May 3, 2021 MONDAY’S PUNOGRAPHY… A good pun is its own reword. I bet the butcher the other day that he couldn’t reach the… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to FRIDAY APRIL 30, 2021 SNOWMAN THOUGHTS…… It is okay if you’re a little bottom heavy. Hold your ground, even when the heat is on. Wearing… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to THURSDAY APRIL 29, 2021 Riddles Rule… Q: Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused his dentist’s novocaine during root canal work?A: He wanted to… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to WEDNESDAY APRIL 28, 2021 THINKING OUT LOUD…. Smaller babies may be delivered by stork but the heavier ones need a crane. My grandpa has the… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to TUESDAY APRIL 27, 2021 The Best (or Worst) of Useless Inventions….. Solar Powered Flash Light Waterproof Sponge Smooth Sandpaper Fireproof Matches Inflatable Dartboard Battery Powered… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to MONDAY APRIL 26, 2021 As I Mature… I’ve learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalkthem and hope they… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”