The World According to the Eucman!

WELCOME to THURSDAY JANUARY 21, 2021 Thoughts from Steven Wright…….. Today I dialed a wrong number… The other person said, “Hello?” And I said, “Hello, could I… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to WEDNESDAY JANUARY 20, 2021 The Laws of Household Physics. Ever notice that the laws of household physics are every bit as real asevery other law… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to TUESDAY JANUARY 19, 2021 THINKING OUT LOUD… Why are there 5 syllables in the word “monosyllabic”? Why do they call it the Department of Interior… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to FRIDAY JANUARY 15, 2021 The Older We Get… Recently, when I went to McDonald’s I saw on the menu that you could have an order… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to THURSDAY JANUARY 14, 2021 Whatsamatta University’s Seminars For Women Fall CatalogueOnce again, the male staff at Whatsamatta University will be offering courses for women of… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to WEDNESDAY JANUARY 13, 2021 Think About This. Just Some Things I’ve Learned…Author Unknown I’ve learned that you can get by on charm for about 15… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to TUESDAY JANUARY 12, 2021 THINKING OUT LOUD……….. Why is it that when you’re driving and looking foran address, you turn down the volume on the… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to MONDAY JANUARY 11, 2021 Monday’s Morning Punography… How did I escape Iraq? Iran. I hate peer pressure and you should too. I’m emotionally constipated. I… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to FRIDAY JANUARY 8, 2021 Actual Music Test Answers……Maybe this is why they don’t teach music in high school any more. Following are actual answers from… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to THURSDAY JANUARY 7, 2021 Murphy’s Travel Laws…..No flight ever leaves on time unless you are running late and need the delay to make the flight. If you are… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”