The World According to the Eucman!

WELCOME to TUESDAY OCTOBER 27, 2020 The First Parent….Whenever your kids are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God’s omnipotence did not extend… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to MONDAY OCTOBER 26, 2020 Bumper Stickers…. My karma ran over your dogma. I brake for… wait… AAAH! NO BRAKES!!!!! A fool and his money are a… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to FRIDAY OCTOBER 23, 2020 REALLY BAD WEEKEND PUNAGRAPHY….. What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth hurt-y. Did you hear about the man who… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to THURSDAY OCTOBER 22, 2020 You know you’re getting old when….Everything that works hurts, and what doesn’t hurt doesn’t work.You feel like the morning after, and you… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to WEDNESDAY OCTOBER 21, 2020 Slow Dance…..Have you ever watched kids on a merry-go-round Or listened to the rain slapping on the ground? Ever followed a butterfly’s… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to TUESDAY OCTOBER 20, 2020 Simple Truths…1. I think part of a best friend’s job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die. 2.… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to MONDAY OCTOBER 19, 2020 Just for Today…………. Just for today I will be happy. This assumes what Abraham Lincoln said is true: “Most folks are about as… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to FRIDAY OCTOBER 16, 2020 Some Things I’ve Learned… I’ve learned that you can get by on charm for about 15 minutes. After that, you’d better know something.I’ve… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to THURSDAY OCTOBER 15, 2020Laws of Life:* Murphy’s First Law for Wives: If you ask your husband to pick up five items at the store and then you… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to WEDNESDAY OCTOBER 14, 2020 THINKING OUT LOUD… 1. Someone stole the police station’s toilets. They have nothing to go on.2. Having sex in an elevator is… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”