The World According to the Eucman!

WELCOME to TUESDAY DECEMBER 22, 2020 Mixed Metaphors…………   English professors love to catch the errors students make in their term papers, and they love nothing better than to catch… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to MONDAY DECEMBER 21, 2020 Here’s the story….For English Language Lovers. What is the difference between “Completed” and “Finished”? No dictionary has been able to define… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to FRIDAY DECEMBER 18, 2020 Business one liners…… A good scapegoat is hard to find. A good slogan can stop analysis for fifty years. A good… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to THURSDAY DECEMBER 17, 2020 Here’s the story…..A New York retail clerk was suffering from aching feet. “It’s all those years of standing,” his doctor declared.… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to WEDNESDAY DECEMBER 16, 2020 Tips to help improve your Writing…… Proofread carefully to see if you words out. If you reread your work, you can… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to TUESDAY DECEMBER 15, 2020 Here’s the story…..  A man goes to consult a specialist about his medical problem. After the visit the man asks, “How much do… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to MONDAY DECEMBER 14, 2020 Business…… Eighty percent of all people consider themselves to be above average. Enough research will tend to support your theory. Entropy… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to FRIDAY DECEMBER 11, 2020 Bumper stickers…….. “Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately, it kills all its students!” “According to my calculations the problem doesn’t exist.”… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to THURSDAY DECEMBER 10, 2020Here’s the story… The day finally arrived: Forrest Gump dies and goes to Heaven. He is met at the Pearly Gates by Saint Peter… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to TUESDAY DECEMBER 8, 2020Lexophiles…. To write with a broken pencil is pointless. When fish are in schools, they sometimes take debate. A thief who stole a calendar… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”