The World According to the Eucman!

WELCOME to MONDAY DECEMBER 7, 2020 Here’s the story…A doctor made it his regular habit to stop off at a bar for a hazelnut daiquiri on his… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to FRIDAY DECEMBER 4, 2020 Weekend Punagraphy……. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too? If the #2 pencil is the most… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to THURSDAY DECEMBER 3, 2020 THINKING OUT LOUD…….. Who is General failure and why is he reading my disk ? The light went out, but where… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to WEDNESDAY DECEMBER 2, 2020 Old Age…… OLD MUSICIANS never die, they just get played out OLD MUSICIANS never die, they just go from bar to… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to TUESDAY DECEMBER 1, 2020 Thinking Out Loud…….. Everybody lies, but it doesn’t matter since nobody listens. I wished the buck stopped here, as I could… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to MONDAY NOVEMBER 3O, 2020 Evaluating progress…….  A keen analyst: Thoroughly confused.Accepts new job assignments willingly: Never finishes a job.Active socially: Drinks heavily.Alert to company developments: An… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to MONDAY NOVEMBER 23, 2020 Bumper Stickers……. “Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately, it kills all it’s students!” “According to my calculations the problem doesn’t exist.”… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to FRIDAY NOVEMBER 20, 2020 Feline Physics Laws……. Law of Cat InertiaA cat at rest will tend to remain at rest, unless acted upon by some… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to THURSDAY NOVEMBER 19, 2020 Here’s the story……Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there were two evil friars living outsidethis small village.… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to WEDNESDAY NOVEMBER 18, 2020 Steven Wright……….. I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”