The World According to the Eucman!

Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

WELCOME to TUESDAY AUGUST 18 2020 Phone Songs….. All of the following songs may be played on a touch-tone phone. Commas are pauses, and hyphens are… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to MONDAY AUGUST 13, 2020 CARDS YOU WILL NEVER SEE IN HALLMARK…. 1.”Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one likes your wife.” 2.”How could… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to FRIDAY AUGUST 14, 2020 WEEKEND PUNOGRAPHY… I was having coffee at the golf course when I saw a large amount of black sediment in the… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to THURSDAY AUGUST 13, 2020 Here’s the Story…. There once was a man and his family that lived in a little old village. One day he… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to WEDNESDAY AUGUST 12, 2020 Creative Writing….. BEING CREATIVE WITH TROUBLESOME KIN You are working on your family genealogy and for sake of example, let’s say… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to MONDAY AUGUST 10, 2020 Bumper Stickers…… Ambivalent? Well yes and no…. Does your train of thought have a caboose? Is it time for your medication… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to FRIDAY AUGUST 7, 2020 THINKING OUT LOUD…….. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? When someone asks you, “A penny for your thoughts,”… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to THURSDAY AUGUST 6, 2020 Here’s the story….. A man is waiting for wife to give birth. The doctor comes in and informs the dad that… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to WEDNESDAY AUGUST 5, 2020 The Procrastinator’s creed.. 1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done already. 2. I shall never… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to TUESDAY AUGUST 4, 2020 Here’s the Story….. A scientist was successful in cloning himself. He was asked to speak at a national convention of cloning scientists.… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”