The World According to the Eucman!

WELCOME to Friday May 24, 2019  ​Deep Thoughts Punography… Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn’t the work he/she is supposed to be doing.… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Thursday May 23, 2019  Here’s the story…… ​​Steve Wonder is playing his first gig in Tokyo and the place is absolutely packed to the rafters.… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Wednesday May 22, 2019   Computer Punography..  1.What does a baby computer call his father? Data. 2.What happened when the computer fell on the floor?… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Tuesday May 21, 2019   Its Great to be a Guy because…. 1. A 5 day vacation requires only one suitcase. 2. Bathroom lines are… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Monday May 20, 2019 TRUTHS ABOUT GROWING OLD! 1) Growing up is mandatory; growing old is optional. 2) Forget the health food. I need all… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

    WELCOME to Friday May 17, 2019 What the Doctor says and what he really means…….. Doctor: “This should be taken care of right away.” Translation:… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Thursday May 16, 2019 Here’s a peek at a page from the Stupid persons guide to life!  Do you find day-to-day life hard? Do you… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Wednesday May 15, 2019 Marriage Punagraphy! 1. When the TV repairman got married the reception was excellent. 2. It was an emotional wedding. Even the… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Tuesday May 14, 2019 ​FAMOUS LAST WORDS * I’ll get a world record for this.. * It’s fireproof. * He’s probably just hibernating. * What… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Monday May 13, 2019   “A Woman’s Dictionary” * Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you’re right, but he just hasn’t realized it… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”