The World According to the Eucman!

WELCOME to Friday February 1, 2019.   A SECRETARY’S RULES FOR WORK…… 1.  Never give me work in the morning. Always wait until 4:00 and then bring… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Thursday January 31, 2019. Vocabulary Lessons for New Parents….. BOTTLE FEEDING An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2am too. DEFENSE What you’d better have around… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Wednesday January 30, 2019. Marriage Definitions…. BACHELOR: A nice guy who has cheated some nice girl out of her alimony. BRIDE: A woman with a… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Friday January 25, 2019. IF HISTORICAL PEOPLE WERE LOOKING FOR A JOB TODAY… * Julius Caesar: My last job involved a lot of office politics… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Thursday January 24, 2019. Today we take a look at suspect signs and botched billboards that dot the American landscape. Here are some other signs that need… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Wednesday January 23, 2019. Deep Observations on Life 1) “When I die, I want to die like my grandfather–who died peacefully in his sleep. Not… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Tuesday January 22, 2019. 40 years – what a long strange trip! 1979: Long hair 2019: Longing for hair 1979: The perfect high 2019: The… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Friday January 18, 2019.  Signs you’re getting older… * You got cable for the Weather Channel * If a young girl looks at you, you… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Thursday January 17, 2019. REAL CHILDREN’S SCIENCE EXAM ANSWERS:   Q: Name the four seasons. A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar. Q: Explain one of… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Wednesday January 16, 2019. A Cowboy’s Guide to Life……. 1. Never squat with yer spurs on. 2. Don’t worry about bitin’ off more than you… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”