The World According to the Eucman!

Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

WELCOME to Tuesday, August 22, 2017. You know you older when…….. 1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can’t smoke any of them. 2. You keep more… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Monday, August 21, 2017. Rules for ensemble playing…………… A wrong note played timidly is a wrong note. A wrong note played with authority is an… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Friday, August 18, 2017. Southern medical terminology….. Terminal Illness – Getting sick at the airport. 2. Tumor – More than one. 3. Cauterize – Made eye… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Thursday, August 17, 2017. Funny definitions….2 Father : A banker provided by nature. 2. Criminal : A guy no different from the rest….except that he got… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Wednesday, August 16, 2017. Funny definitions……………….. 1. Divorce : Future tense of marriage. 2. Cigarette: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Tuesday, August 15, 2017. Signs of the times…… SIGN IN A SHOE REPAIR STORE: “We will heel you. We will save your sole. We will… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Monday, August 14, 2017. Thinking Out Loud on Monday………….. I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Friday, August 11, 2017. REALLY BAD PUNOGRAPHY…… The future, the present and the past walked into a bar. Things got a little tense. I just… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Thursday, August 10, 2017. Thinking out loud……… I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder. A day without sunshine is like…, night.… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Wednesday, August 9, 2017. Really Bad Analogies…. Even in his last years, grandpappy had a mind like a steel trap, only one that had been left… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”