The World According to the Eucman!

Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

WELCOME to Wednesday, June 28, 2017. Here’s the story…. Quite a number of years ago, the Seattle Symphony was doing Beethoven’s Ninth… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Tuesday, June 27, 2017. More Punography…… A cross-eyed teacher lost her job because she couldn’t control her pupils. A soldier… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Monday, June 26, 2017. Monday’s Punography…… You can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish. To write with a… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Friday, June 23, 2017. Weekend Thoughts on Aging…..(or U no U old when.) You start singing along with the elevator music.… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Wednesday, June 21, 2017. Lyrics Misinterpreted by Kids….. * God bless America thru the night with a light from a… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Tuesday, June 20, 2017. Worst Country-Western Songs (Part 2) Touch Me With More Than Your Hands The Last Word In Lonesome… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Monday, June 19, 2017. Steven Wright Jokes… Last year for Christmas, I got a humidifier and a dehumidifier. I thought I’d… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Friday, June 16, 2017. Doctor’s Notes 101….. Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Thursday, June 15, 2017. Never…. Never compliment a man’s watch when standing at the urinal. Never eat at a place called… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Wednesday, June 14, 2017. Really Bad Analogies 101….. The wheel of love had left its tread marks in his chest once too… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”