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Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

WELCOME to Tuesday, August 29, 2017. Even More Pondering…. Why do you need a driver’s license to buy liquor when you can’t drink and drive? 2. If… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Monday, August 28, 2017. More Pondering….. If practice makes perfect & nobody’s perfect, why practice? 2. Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?? I’m halfway… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Friday, August 25, 2017. Southern medical terminology 2…… Colic – A sheep dog. 2. Catscan – Searching for Kitty. 3. D&C – Where Washington is.… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Thursday, August 24, 2017. Thursday’s Really Bad Punography…. I was addicted to the hokey pokey… but thankfully, I turned myself around. A friend of mine… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Wednesday, August 23, 2017. Funny Headlines……….. 1. Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead 2. Joint Committee Investigates Marijuana Use 3. Prostitutes Appeal to Pope 4.… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Monday, August 21, 2017. Rules for ensemble playing…………… A wrong note played timidly is a wrong note. A wrong note played with authority is an… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Tuesday, August 15, 2017. Signs of the times…… SIGN IN A SHOE REPAIR STORE: “We will heel you. We will save your sole. We will… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Friday, August 11, 2017. REALLY BAD PUNOGRAPHY…… The future, the present and the past walked into a bar. Things got a little tense. I just… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Wednesday, August 9, 2017. Really Bad Analogies…. Even in his last years, grandpappy had a mind like a steel trap, only one that had been left… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Monday, August 7, 2017. Favorite Police Emergency Calls: Dispatcher: Nine-one-one Caller: Hi, is this the police? Dispatcher: This is 911. Do you need police assistance?… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”