WELCOME to Tuesday July 24, 2018. Today I just wanted to thank everyone for taking the time and trouble to send me “forwards” and “important” news over… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Monday July 23, 2018. Thoughts…. Birds of a feather flock together and crap on your car. 2. There’s always a lot to be thankful for… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Friday July 20, 2018. Bumper Stickers……. All generalizations are false, including this one. “Criminal Lawyer” is a redundancy. I.R.S.: We’ve got what it takes to… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Friday July 13, 2018. Doesn’t It Annoy You When… …there’s a car alarm nearby that goes on for hours and the owner is nowhere to… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Tuesday July 3, 2018. More Laws……… Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch. Bath Theorem: When the… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Wednesday June 20, 2018. Really Bad Q&A!  Q: Why do hummingbirds hum? A: Because they don’t know the words. Q: Where does a blackbird go… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Tuesday June 19, 2018. 10 words that should exist…  AQUADEXTROUS (ak wa deks’trus) adj. Possessing the ability to turn the bathtub tap on and off… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Tuesday June 5, 2018. Thoughts on Aging….. Old age isn’t so bad when you consider the alternative.   Old men are fond of giving advice… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Friday May 25, 2018. Rules for Eating Chocolate….   1. If you’ve got melted chocolate all over your hands, you’re eating it too slowly. 2. Chocolate… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Thursday May 17, 2018. Men’s Rules…Really…(Women should learn these) Women, learn to work the toilet  seat. You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”