WELCOME to MONDAY SEPTEMBER 12, 2022 Old Fashioned Insults We Should Bring Back. Part 2 GrumbletonianA discontented person; one who is always railing at the times. Heathen… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to FRIDAY SEPTEMBER 9, 2022 Old Fashioned Insults We Should Bring Back. Part I Afternoon FarmerA laggard; a farmer who rises late and is behind in… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to THURSDAY SEPTEMBER 8, 2022 Here’s The Story….In my English-as-a-second-language class, I explained the difference between a watch and a clock.I told the students that when… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to WEDNESDAY SEPTEMBER 7, 2022 ENGLISH for TOURISTS Cocktail lounge, Norway: “LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR.” On an Athi River highway:… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to TUESDAY SEPTEMBER 6, 2022 More Punagraphy…. Two vultures board an airplane, each carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at them and says, “I’m sorry,… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to FRIDAY SEPTEMBER 2, 2022 Here’s The Story…Early one evening a gentleman scuttled out to his garage and pulled the lawn furniture out onto the driveway.… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to THURSDAY SETEMBER 1, 2022 Excerpts from the Dictionary of Aussie Slang… DOWNLOAD: get the firewood off the ute LOG ON: make the barbie hotter MONITOR:… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to WEDNESDAY AUGUST 31, 2022 I learned a new word today; malaphor. It’s an informal term for a mixture of two aphorisms,idioms, or cliches (such as… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to TUESDAY AUGUST 30, 2022 NinetiesSpeak/AdverSpeak…PART TWO…. GOOD Job: A “Get-Out-Of-Debt” job. A well-paying job people take in order to pay offtheir debts, one that they… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to FRIDAY AUGUST 26, 2022 NinetiesSpeak/AdverSpeak…PART ONE… Alpha Geek: The most knowledgeable, technically proficient person in an office or workgroup. “Ask Larry, he’s the alpha geek… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”