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    Author: eucman

    In an insane world the sane man must appear to be insane.

    Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

    WELCOME to Thursday July 18, 2019   BUSINESS QUOTES: 1. Accomplishing the impossible only means the boss will add it to your regular duties. 2. Ambition is… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

    July 18, 2019July 25, 2019 by eucman

    Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

    WELCOME to Wednesday July 17, 2019   RULES FOR WORK!  1. Never give me work in the morning. Always wait until 4:00 and then bring it to… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

    July 17, 2019July 24, 2019 by eucman

    Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

    WELCOME to Tuesday July 16, 2019 17 FATAL things to say if your wife is pregnant:   17. “I finished the Oreos.” 16. “Not to imply anything,… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

    July 16, 2019 by eucman

    Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

    WELCOME to Monday July 15, 2019 Do you recognize these well known adages? (Answers below). 1. All articles that coruscate with resplendence are not truly auriferous. 2.… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

    July 15, 2019 by eucman

    Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

    WELCOME to Friday July 12, 2019 Doesn’t It Annoy You When…  1. There’s a car alarm nearby that goes on for hours and the owner is nowhere… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

    July 12, 2019 by eucman

    Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

    WELCOME to Thursday July 11, 2019 According to Women… Men Are Like… …placemats, they only show up when there’s food on the table. …mascara, they usually run… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

    July 11, 2019 by eucman

    Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

      WELCOME to Wednesday July 10, 2019 COMPUTER PROVERBS….. * Home is where you hang your @. * The E-mail of the species is more deadly than… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

    July 10, 2019 by eucman

    Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

    WELCOME to Tuesday July 9, 2019 Physics 101… Ratio of an igloo’s circumference to its diameter: Eskimo Pi 2000 pounds of Chinese soup: Won ton 1 millionth… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

    July 9, 2019 by eucman

    Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

    WELCOME to Monday July 8, 2019 Things I learned from a snowman…really… It’s okay if you’re a little bottom heavy. Hold your ground, even when the heat… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

    July 8, 2019 by eucman

    Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

    WELCOME to Friday July 5, 2019 “Performance Evaluations” These useful quotes are from actual federal employee performance evaluations: 1. Since my last report, this employee has reached… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

    July 5, 2019 by eucman

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