WELCOME to Wednesday June 19, 2019 Rules to keep in mind when using the Queen’s Engerlish: 1. Verbs has to agree with their subjects. 2. Prepositions are… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
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Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to Tuesday June 18, 2019 Thoughts… If you can start the day without caffeine, If you can get going without pep pills, If you can always… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to Monday June 17, 2019 Really Bad Punagraphy….(Really) I’m a big fan of whiteboards. I find them quite re-markable. Why was King Arthur’s army too tired… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to Friday June 14, 2019 TOP TEN UNLIKELY MARRIAGES! 1. If Kitty Carlisle married Conway Twitty, she’d be Kitty Twitty. 2. If Yoko Ono married… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to Thursday June 13, 2019 Comedian Steven Wright: 1. A friend of mine is into Voodoo Acupuncture. You don’t have to go. You’ll just be walking… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to Wednesday June 12, 2019 ACTUAL PRODUCT INSTRUCTIONS: ON A HAIRDRYER: *Do not use while sleeping. ON A BAG OF FRITO’S: *You could be a winner!… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to Tuesday June 11, 2019 THANK YOU FOR CALLING THE MENTAL HEALTH HOT LINE… If you’re obsessive/compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly. If you’re co-dependent, ask someone… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to Monday June 10, 2019 Here’s the story….. We all fail sometimes. But there’s something about failing with style. Here are some of the best test… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to Friday June 7, 2019 Actual excerpts from the Hickphonics/English dictionary: HEIDI — noun. Greeting. HIRE YEW – Complete sentence. Remainder of greeting. Usage:”Heidi. Hire yew.”… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to Thursday June 6, 2019 Here’s the story…. This guy is walking through Chinatown. He is fascinated with all the Chinese Restaurants, the Chinese shops, the… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”