WELCOME to Tuesday April 9, 2019 Paraprosdokians (Winston Churchill loved them) are figures of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Monday April 8, 2019   The 5 toughest questions for men are: 1. What are you thinking about? 2. Do you love me? 3. Do… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Friday April 5, 2019 Pungraphy for the weekend….  1. The smoker always listened to his favorite Rap artist on his smoke breaks. He was a… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Thursday April 4, 2019     “OLD” IS WHEN… Your sweetie says, “Let’s go upstairs and make love,” and you answer, “Honey, I can’t do both!”… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Wednesday April 3, 2019 TO WOMEN EVERYWHERE FROM A MAN WHO HAS HAD ENOUGH ! ! ! If you think you’re fat, you probably are.… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Tuesday April 2, 2019 Here’s the story……..  Every year, English teachers from across the USA can submit their collections of actual analogies and metaphors found… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Monday April 1, 2019 New Parking Rules (Not to be taken seriously unless….) Rule #1 – When waiting for a parking spot, stop in the… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Friday March 29, 2019 REAL 911 CALLS….   Dispatcher: 911 What is your emergency? Caller: I heard what sounded like gunshots coming from the brown… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Thursday March 28, 2019 Here’s the Story….. Today’s Modern Text Love Glossary: from ‘ILY’ to ‘starter marriage,’ we give you a fun guide to the… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Wednesday March 27, 2019 25 Phrases Of Wisdom…. 1. If you’re too open minded, your brains will fall out. 2. Age is a very high… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”