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Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

WELCOME to Thursday August 23, 2018. THOUGHTS 4 THE DAY… 1. Money doesn’t bring you happiness, but it enables you to look for it in more places.… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Wednesday August 22, 2018. Here’s the story… My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned because I couldn’t concentrate.… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Tuesday August 21, 2018. Murphy’s Top Ten Laws for Parents; 1. The tennis shoes you must replace today will go on sale next week. 2.… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Monday August 20, 2018. Ten Obtainable Affirmations… 1. As I let go of my feelings of guilt, I am in touch with my inner sociopath.… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Friday August 17, 2018. DID YOU KNOW? 1. Glass is a liquid. After approximately 10 years a window will be thicker at the bottom… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Thursday August 16, 2018. Bad College Courses 1. Home Economics 304: Being Just Another Baby-Maker 2. English 202: A Painstaking Review of Every Mediocre Essay… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Wednesday August 15, 2018. Some funny Sniglets (made up slang words) Alfred Hitchcooking – the act of stabbing the frozen peas to get them to… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Tuesday August 14, 2018. Here’s the story…… C, E-flat and G go into a bar. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve minors,” and E-flat… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Monday August 13, 2018. Life! 1. Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There’s too much fraternizing with the enemy. 2. There’s a fine… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Thursday August 9, 2018. DID YOU EVER WONDER . . . How do crazy people go through the forest? They take the psycho path.😁 How… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”