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    Author: eucman

    In an insane world the sane man must appear to be insane.

    Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

    WELCOME to Thursday August 9, 2018. Contemporary Vocabulary! 1. Intaxication:  Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

    August 9, 2018 by eucman

    Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

    WELCOME to Wednesday August 8, 2018. A ten year-old Jewish boy was failing math. His parents tried everything from tutors to hypnosis; but to no avail. Finally,… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

    August 8, 2018 by eucman

    Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

    WELCOME to Tuesday August 7, 2018. Things I’d Like to Hear, Just Once…….. From my auto mechanic: “That part is much less expensive than I thought.” “I’ve… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

    August 7, 2018 by eucman

    Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

    WELCOME to Monday August 6, 2018.  When Life begins….. * Maybe it’s true that life begins at fifty. But everything else is starting to wear out, fall… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

    August 6, 2018 by eucman

    Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

    WELCOME to Friday August 3, 2018. Words to build your vocabulary… AQUADEXTROUS (ak wa deks’ trus) adj. Possessing the ability to turn the bathtub faucet on and… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

    August 3, 2018 by eucman

    Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

    WELCOME to Thursday August 2, 2018. SONGS FROM THE HOSPITAL “HIT PARADE” * I’ll be Sewing You. * Red Cells in the Sunset. * It’s Spleen a… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

    August 2, 2018 by eucman

    Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

    WELCOME to Wednesday August 1, 2018. Wise thoughts… 1. Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. 2. Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

    August 1, 2018August 1, 2018 by eucman

    Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

    WELCOME to Tuesday July 31, 2018. Quotes to lighten up your day! Last week, I stated this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

    July 31, 2018July 31, 2018 by eucman

    Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

    WELCOME to Monday July 30, 2018. In order to make the world a better place, the following rules will take immediate effect across the planet. 1. It… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

    July 30, 2018July 30, 2018 by eucman

    Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

    WELCOME to Friday July 27, 2018. Seinfeld-isms of the day! + Can atheists get insurance for acts of God? + If Fed Ex and UPS were to… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

    July 27, 2018July 27, 2018 by eucman

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