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Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

WELCOME to Thursday July 26, 2018. HOW NOT TO COMMIT A BANK ROBBERY… Here are some easy lessons gleaned from the experiences of a number of would-be… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Wednesday July 25, 2018. Funny Excerpts from Student Essays.. Eventually, the Ramons conquered the Geeks. History calls people Romans because they never stayed in one… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Tuesday July 24, 2018. Today I just wanted to thank everyone for taking the time and trouble to send me “forwards” and “important” news over… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Monday July 23, 2018. Thoughts…. Birds of a feather flock together and crap on your car. 2. There’s always a lot to be thankful for… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Friday July 20, 2018. Bumper Stickers……. All generalizations are false, including this one. “Criminal Lawyer” is a redundancy. I.R.S.: We’ve got what it takes to… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Thursday July 19, 2018. Future Novelists… These are actual analogies and metaphors found in high school essays Her face was a perfect oval, like a… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Wednesday July 18, 2018. Random Humor…… Polynesia: memory loss in parrots. Oh Lord, give me patience…and GIVE IT TO ME NOW! A good pun is… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Tuesday July 17, 2018. Mad Ramblings… Would somebody please explain to me those signs that say, “No animals allowed except for Seeing Eye Dogs?” Who… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Monday July 16, 2018. Pondering out loud……….. Why is it that when you’re driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Friday July 13, 2018. Doesn’t It Annoy You When… …there’s a car alarm nearby that goes on for hours and the owner is nowhere to… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”