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    Author: eucman

    In an insane world the sane man must appear to be insane.

    Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

    WELCOME to Wednesday June 27, 2018. Paraprosdokians….. Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience. The… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

    June 27, 2018 by eucman

    Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

    WELCOME to Tuesday June 26, 2018. ELEVEN GREAT PUNS ABOUT THE LAW    11) Lawyers wear law suits. 10) Next time you get a lawyer a drink,… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

    June 26, 2018 by eucman

    Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

    WELCOME to Monday June 25, 2018. Steven Wright, Master of the Absurd! Whenever everything is coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane. If I ever have… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

    June 25, 2018 by eucman

    Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

    WELCOME to Friday June 22, 2018. Senior Personal Ads……   FOXY LADY: Sexy, fashion-conscious blue-haired beauty, 80’s, slim, 5’4″ (used to be 5-6), searching for sharp-looking, sharp-dressing companion.… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

    June 22, 2018June 22, 2018 by eucman

    Thurday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

    WELCOME to Thursday June 21, 2018. That’s How the Fight Started…… When our lawn mower broke and wouldn’t run, my wife kept hinting to me that I… Read more “Thurday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

    June 21, 2018 by eucman

    Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

    WELCOME to Wednesday June 20, 2018. Really Bad Q&A!  Q: Why do hummingbirds hum? A: Because they don’t know the words. Q: Where does a blackbird go… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

    June 20, 2018 by eucman

    Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

    WELCOME to Tuesday June 19, 2018. 10 words that should exist…  AQUADEXTROUS (ak wa deks’trus) adj. Possessing the ability to turn the bathtub tap on and off… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

    June 19, 2018 by eucman

    Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

    WELCOME to Monday June 15, 2018. Make Women Happy: FINALS  In the world of romance, one single rule applies: Make the woman happy. Do something she likes,… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

    June 18, 2018 by eucman

    Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

    WELCOME to Friday June 15, 2018. Thinking out loud…….  Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them? If a stealth bomber… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

    June 15, 2018 by eucman

    Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

    WELCOME to Thursday June 14, 2018. 25 Jokes That Are So Bad They’re Actually Funny   1. Why don’t they play poker in the jungle? Too many… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

    June 14, 2018 by eucman

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