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    Author: eucman

    In an insane world the sane man must appear to be insane.

    Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

    WELCOME to Wednesday, September 6, 2017.                Top 10 Least Desirable Fortunes in a Fortune Cookie… 1. We know where you live. 2. You will need good reading… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

    September 6, 2017 by eucman

    Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

    WELCOME to Tuesday, September 5, 2017.               Helpful Guide to Female Golfing Terms… Caddy: 2 women talking about a 3rd, who isn’t there to defend herself. Chip: Time… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

    September 5, 2017 by eucman

    Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

    WELCOME to Monday, September 4, 2017.             Monday’s Pondering…. Why do they put a suicide watch on certain death row prisoners? Would you care if a man you’re… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

    September 4, 2017 by eucman

    Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

    WELCOME to Friday, September 1, 2017.              Weekend Pondering….. Don`t think that you`re thinking. If you think that you’re thinking you only think that you’re thinking. When I… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

    September 1, 2017 by eucman

    Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

    WELCOME to Thursday, August 31, 2017.             Thursday’s Pondering………  What’s another word for thesaurus? What would we have called the color orange if it wasn’t a fruit? After… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

    August 31, 2017 by eucman

    Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

    WELCOME to Wednesday, August 30, 2017.             Miscellaneous terms………….. Arbitrator \ar’-bi-tray-ter\: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s. Avoidable \uh-voy’-duh-buhl\: What a bullfighter tries to do.… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

    August 30, 2017August 30, 2017 by eucman

    Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

    WELCOME to Tuesday, August 29, 2017.            Even More Pondering….  Why do you need a driver’s license to buy liquor when you can’t drink and drive? 2. If… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

    August 29, 2017 by eucman

    Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

    WELCOME to Monday, August 28, 2017.            More Pondering…..  If practice makes perfect & nobody’s perfect, why practice? 2. Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?? I’m halfway… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

    August 28, 2017 by eucman

    Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

    WELCOME to Friday, August 25, 2017.            Southern medical terminology 2…… Colic – A sheep dog. 2. Catscan – Searching for Kitty. 3. D&C – Where Washington is.… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

    August 25, 2017 by eucman

    Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

    WELCOME to Thursday, August 24, 2017.            Thursday’s Really Bad Punography…. I was addicted to the hokey pokey… but thankfully, I turned myself around. A friend of mine… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

    August 24, 2017 by eucman

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