WELCOME to Monday December 9, 2019   ACTUAL CHURCH BULLETIN & SERVICE BLOOPERS..  Our next song is “Angels We Have Heard Get High”. Don’t let worry kill you… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Friday December 6, 2019   BECAUSE THE DOCTOR SAID….. Q: Doctor, I’ve heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true? A: Heart only good… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Thursday December 5, 2019   HOW TO TELL WHEN FOOD GOES BAD…. ICE CREAM – If you can’t tell the difference between your ice cubes… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Monday December 2, 2019 In Order Of Stupidity… In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

  WELCOME to Tuesday November 26, 2019   Random Definitions….  1. Atom Bomb : An invention to end all inventions. 2. Boss : Someone who is early when… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Monday November 25, 2019   Defining Different Heights…  Height of Isolation: Two people sitting side by side using e-mails to communicate with each other. Height of… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Friday November 22, 2019   Murphy’s Laws of Work….  A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the pants. Don’t… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Wednesday November 20, 2019   SOME GOOD ONES….. 1. Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels good. 2. Talk is cheap because supply exceeds the… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

  WELCOME to Tuesday November 19, 2019   Signs You’re Really Broke…….. 1. American Express calls & says: “Leave home without it!” 2. Your idea of a 7-course… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Monday November 18, 2019   Steven Wright Pondering’s…… Anywhere is walking distance, if you’ve got the time. There’s a fine line between fishing and just standing on… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”