WELCOME to Thursday June 20, 2019  Subject:  Tech Support: Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Wednesday June 19, 2019  Rules to keep in mind when using the Queen’s Engerlish: 1. Verbs has to agree with their subjects. 2. Prepositions are… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Tuesday June 18, 2019  Thoughts… If you can start the day without caffeine, If you can get going without pep pills, If you can always… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Monday June 17, 2019  Really Bad Punagraphy….(Really) I’m a big fan of whiteboards. I find them quite re-markable. Why was King Arthur’s army too tired… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Wednesday June 12, 2019  ACTUAL PRODUCT INSTRUCTIONS: ON A HAIRDRYER: *Do not use while sleeping. ON A BAG OF FRITO’S: *You could be a winner!… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Tuesday June 11, 2019  THANK YOU FOR CALLING THE MENTAL HEALTH HOT LINE… If you’re obsessive/compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly. If you’re co-dependent, ask someone… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Monday June 10, 2019  Here’s the story….. We all fail sometimes. But there’s something about failing with style. Here are some of the best test… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Friday June 7, 2019  Actual excerpts from the Hickphonics/English dictionary: HEIDI — noun. Greeting. HIRE YEW – Complete sentence. Remainder of greeting. Usage:”Heidi. Hire yew.”… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Thursday June 6, 2019  Here’s the story…. This guy is walking through Chinatown. He is fascinated with all the Chinese Restaurants, the Chinese shops, the… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Wednesday June 5, 2019  Top 19 Rejected International Sports Team Names 19. Brussels Sprouts 18. Cannes Openers 17. Amsterdam Yankees 16. Vienna Sausages 15. Belgium… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”