WELCOME to Friday April 19, 2019 Here’s the story…. Historical research has recently discovered that the artist Vincent Van Gogh had many relatives. Among them were: His… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Thursday April 18, 2019 Real Letters kids have written to God:    1. Dear GOD: Instead of letting people die and having to make new… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Wednesday April 17, 2019 What You Get When You Marry… * A chef? (You get buttered up.) * A chauffeur? (You get taken for a… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Tuesday April 16, 2019 Today’s top ten Resume blunders: (From actual resumes as reported by Fortune magazine) 1. “I demand a salary commiserate with my… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Monday April 15, 2019 Dinner Stories at Your 50th Class Reunion: 1. How to treat constipation. 2. Ten rules to shrink the belly! 3. Tricks… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Friday April 12, 2019 WEEKEND PONDERING…. How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign? How do you get the “Keep… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Thursday April 11, 2019 WEEKEND PUNOGRAPHY….. 1. Can you cry under water? 2. Do fishes ever get thirsty? 3. Why don’t birds fall off trees… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Wednesday April 10, 2019 Kids’ Instructions on Life! – Never trust a dog to watch your food. Patrick, Age 10 – When you want something… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Tuesday April 9, 2019 Paraprosdokians (Winston Churchill loved them) are figures of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Monday April 8, 2019   The 5 toughest questions for men are: 1. What are you thinking about? 2. Do you love me? 3. Do… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”