Comedy – Page 38 – The World According to the Eucman!

Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

WELCOME to Monday November 12, 2018. A teenager is: * A person who can’t remember to walk the dog but never forgets a phone number. * A… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Friday November 9, 2018. THINGS ABOUT LIFE I LEARNED FROM A JIGSAW PUZZLE…… 1. Don’t force a fit. If something is meant to be, it… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Thursday November 8, 2018. Things That Sound Dirty At Thanksgiving, But Aren’t… “Whew, that’s one terrific spread!” “I’m in the mood for a little dark… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Wednesday November 7, 2018. THE MODERN TOOLBOX: Hammer – In ancient times a hammer was used to inflict pain on ones enemies. Modern hammers are… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Tuesday November 6, 2018. Today we take a look at the words of past Astute Visionaries…. 1. “Computers in the future may weigh no more… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Monday November 5, 2018. Here are some real answers Given By Students To Test Questions On The Bible: The first book of the Bible is… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Friday November 2, 2018. Real Product Warning Labels…… On a Sears hairdryer — Do not use while sleeping. (Darn, and that’s the only time I… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Thursday November 1, 2018. WHAT IS THE DEFINITION OF….. Amnesia?…What did you just ask me? Apathy?…I don’t care. Bigotry?…I’m not going to tell someone like… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Wednesday October 31, 2018. Bad College Courses 1. Home Economics 304: Being Just Another Baby-Maker 2. English 202: A Painstaking Review of Every Mediocre Essay… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Tuesday October 30, 2018. it’s National Biblical Pun Day. Today we take a look at the top biblical puns of the day! 1. Q: Who… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”