Comedy – Page 40 – The World According to the Eucman!

Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

WELCOME to Monday October 15, 2018. Ten Things A Cat Thinks About… 1. I could have sworn I heard the can opener. 2. Is there something I’m… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Friday October 12, 2018. Weekend Punography! 1. Deja Moo: The feeling that you’ve heard this bull before. 2. Did you hear about the Buddhist who… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Thursday October 11, 2018. Things Adults Learn From Kids: 1. There is no such thing as child-proofing your house. 2. If you spray hair spray… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Wednesday October 10, 2018. Today we take a hard look at the 5 toughest questions for men. 1. What are you thinking about? 2. Do… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Tuesday October 9, 2018. Here’s a story for everybody out there who thinks he or she is having a bad day! A man was working on… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Monday October 8, 2018. Perks for the Over 50 Crowd. 1) Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 2) In a hostage situation you are… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Friday October 5, 2018. Doesn’t It Annoy You When… 1. There’s a car alarm nearby that goes on for hours and the owner is nowhere… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Thursday October 4, 2018. You Might Be a Bad Cook If… •You look in a cookbook to find out how to boil water.😱 •The smoke… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Wednesday October 3, 2018. Today the Eucman brings you calorie-burning activities. Proper weight control cannot be attained by dieting alone; however, many people who are… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Tuesday October 2, 2018. Things you should know but probably don’t… (even care about!😎) 1. Money isn’t made out of paper, it’s made out of… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”