Comedy – Page 43 – The World According to the Eucman!

Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

WELCOME to Friday August 31, 2018. Eleven Step Guide to Being Handy Around the House.. 1. If you can’t find a screwdriver, use a knife. If you… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Thursday August 30, 2018. Top ten rules for chocolate. 1. If you’ve got melted chocolate all over your hands, you’re eating it too slowly. 2.… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Wednesday August 29, 2018. Comebacks to the age old question – “Why aren’t you married yet?” You haven’t asked yet. I was hoping to do… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Tuesday August 28, 2018. What Biblical Mothers said; 1. “Samson! Get your hand out of that lion. You don’t know where it’s been!” 2. “David! I… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Monday August 27, 2018. What Professors/Teachers Really Mean…. 1. This needs some minor revision. = I never actually got around to reading this. 2. My… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Friday August 24, 2018. Here’s the story…. “Cookie Monster checks into rehab after intervention”VENTURA, CA – Friends and family of the TV star Cookie Monster… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Thursday August 23, 2018. THOUGHTS 4 THE DAY… 1. Money doesn’t bring you happiness, but it enables you to look for it in more places.… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Wednesday August 22, 2018. Here’s the story… My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned because I couldn’t concentrate.… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Tuesday August 21, 2018. Murphy’s Top Ten Laws for Parents; 1. The tennis shoes you must replace today will go on sale next week. 2.… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Monday August 20, 2018. Ten Obtainable Affirmations… 1. As I let go of my feelings of guilt, I am in touch with my inner sociopath.… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”