WELCOME to Friday, October 13, 2017.                  Really Bad Weekend  Punography….. Daughter: „Mom, can I get a cat or a dog at Christmas, please?“ Mom: No honey,… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Thursday, October 12, 2017.                  Steven Wright…………..  I wrote a few children’s books… Not on purpose. I just got out of the hospital. I was… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Wednesday, October 11, 2017.                 Rita Rudner’s Facts About Men…………. Men like to barbecue. Men will cook if danger is involved. Men who have pierced… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Tuesday, October 10, 2017.                ACTUAL EXCERPTS FROM STUDENT SCIENCE EXAMS: Charles Darwin was a naturalist who wrote the organ of the species. Benjamin Franklin… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Monday, October 9, 2017.               Why ask why……………..  Why is there an expiration date on my sour cream container? If you throw a cat out… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Friday, October 6, 2017.              Mother’s dictionary…. Bottle feeding: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 am too. Defense: What you’d better have… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Thursday, October 5, 2017.             More Miscellaneous terms…….really…. Arbitrator \ar’-bi-tray-ter\: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s. Avoidable \uh-voy’-duh-buhl\: What a bullfighter tries to… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Wednesday, October 4, 2017.             True Internet addiction… You Are Internet Addicted When: You kiss your girlfriend’s/boyfriend’s home page. Your bookmark takes 15 minutes to… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Tuesday, October 3, 2017.            Tuesday’s really bad Punography…. I tried to catch some Fog. I mist. When chemists die, they barium. Jokes about German… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Monday, October 2, 2017.            Miscellaneous terms…………. ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle. BEAUTY… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”