Comedy – Page 68 – The World According to the Eucman!

Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

WELCOME to Tuesday, August 29, 2017. Even More Pondering…. Why do you need a driver’s license to buy liquor when you can’t drink and drive? 2. If… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Monday, August 28, 2017. More Pondering….. If practice makes perfect & nobody’s perfect, why practice? 2. Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?? I’m halfway… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Friday, August 25, 2017. Southern medical terminology 2…… Colic – A sheep dog. 2. Catscan – Searching for Kitty. 3. D&C – Where Washington is.… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Thursday, August 24, 2017. Thursday’s Really Bad Punography…. I was addicted to the hokey pokey… but thankfully, I turned myself around. A friend of mine… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Wednesday, August 23, 2017. Funny Headlines……….. 1. Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead 2. Joint Committee Investigates Marijuana Use 3. Prostitutes Appeal to Pope 4.… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Tuesday, August 22, 2017. You know you older when…….. 1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can’t smoke any of them. 2. You keep more… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Monday, August 21, 2017. Rules for ensemble playing…………… A wrong note played timidly is a wrong note. A wrong note played with authority is an… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Friday, August 18, 2017. Southern medical terminology….. Terminal Illness – Getting sick at the airport. 2. Tumor – More than one. 3. Cauterize – Made eye… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Thursday, August 17, 2017. Funny definitions….2 Father : A banker provided by nature. 2. Criminal : A guy no different from the rest….except that he got… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Wednesday, August 16, 2017. Funny definitions……………….. 1. Divorce : Future tense of marriage. 2. Cigarette: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”