WELCOME to FRIDAY AUGUST 13, 2021 Favorite Police Emergency Calls: Dispatcher: Nine-one-oneCaller: Hi, is this the police?Dispatcher: This is 911. Do you need police assistance?Caller: Well, I… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to THURSDAY AUGUST 12, 2021 HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN: HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN: Show up in a negligée … Bring chicken wings … Don’t… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to WEDNESDAY AUGUST 11, 2021 20 Things you should have learned by middle age….If you’re too open-minded, your brains will fall out.Don’t worry about what people… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to TUESDAY AUGUST 10, 2021 Assorted Short Stories….. LOT’S WIFE: The Sunday School teacher was describing how Lot’s wife looked back and turned into a pillar… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to MONDAY AUGUST 9, 2021 One-liners……… • Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional. • Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to FRIDAY AUGUST 6, 2021 Weekend Punography….⇒ I don’t enjoy computer jokes; not one bit.⇒ I changed my iPod’s name to Titanic. It’s syncing now.⇒ When… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to THURSDAY AUGUST 5, 2021 This Strange English Language….. We’ll begin with a box, and the plural is boxes;but the plural of ox became oxen not… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to WEDNESDAY AUGUST 4, 2021 Two Additions to the Periodic Table of Elements…..Element Name: WOMAN Caution: Highly explosive in inexperienced hands. Element Name: MAN Caution: In… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to TUESDAY AUGUST 3, 2021 Here’s The Story…..A woman dies after a long illness, and finds herself just outside of heaven, at the pearly gates. As… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to MONDAY AUGUST 2, 2021 Here’s The Story…..One day I hopped in a taxi and we took off for the airport.We were driving in the right… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”