WELCOME to WEDNESDAY JUNE 2, 2021 What the Doctor says and what he really means…… Doctor: “This should be taken care of right away.”Translation: I’d planned a… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to TUESDAY JUNE 1, 2021 Daffynitions….. ADULT – A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle. BEAUTY PARLOR… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to FRIDAY May 28, 2021 ENGLISH GRAMMER PUNAGRAPHY? A bar was walked into by the passive voice. An oxymoron walked into a bar, and the silence… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to THURSDAY May 27, 2021 Here’s the Story….One day, the man driving a large passenger train was texting with his new girlfriend and unthinkingly accelerated the… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to WEDNESDAY May 26, 2021 Lexiphiles…….To write with a broken pencil is pointless.When fish are in schools they sometimes take debate.A thief who stole a calendar… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to TUESDAY May 25, 2021 Really Bad Punography… I saw an ad for burial plots, but that’s the last thing I need. Did you hear about… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to MONDAY May 24, 2021 Here’s the Story….A Swiss guy in New York is looking for directions, so he pulls up at a bus stop where… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to FRIDAY May 21, 2021 Here’s the story….A man runs into the vet’s office carrying his dog, screaming for help. The vet rushes him back to… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to THURSDAY May 20, 2021 Here’s the story….A new supermarket opened near my house. It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to WEDNESDAY May 19, 2021 Humor is known to provide positive health effects on individuals by producing endorphin’s that are 500 times more effective in eliminating… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”