WELCOME to THURSDAY SEPTEMBER 3, 2020 TRUTHS ABOUT GROWING OLD  1) Growing up is mandatory; growing old is optional.2) Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to WEDNESDAY SEPTEMBER 2, 2020 Miscellaneous terms…….. ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle. BEAUTY PARLOR: A… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to TUESDAY SEPTEMBER 1, 2020  Married life is full of excitement and frustration: * In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to FRIDAY AUGUST 28 2020 THINKING OUT LOUD……….. Why is it when two planes almost hit each other it is called a “near miss”? Shouldn’t it be… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to THURSDAY AUGUST 27 2020 English is very Strange….. Did you know that “verb” is a noun? How can you look up words in a dictionary if… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to TUESDAY AUGUST 25 2020   Tips to improve your writing…. 1. Do not put statements in the negative form. 2. Verbs have to agree with their subjects.… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

  WELCOME to FRIDAY AUGUST 21 2020 Weekend Punography…    Getting braces : Putting your money where your mouth is . Did you hear about the nuclear scientist… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

  WELCOME to THURSDAY AUGUST 20 2020 The Laws of Golf…. LAW 1: No matter how bad your last shot was, the worst is yet to come. This… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to TUESDAY AUGUST 18 2020    Phone Songs….. All of the following songs may be played on a touch-tone phone.  Commas are pauses, and hyphens are… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to MONDAY AUGUST 13, 2020   CARDS YOU WILL NEVER SEE IN HALLMARK….    1.”Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one likes your wife.” 2.”How could… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”