The World According to the Eucman!

WELCOME to FRIDAY DECEMBER 17, 2021 Here’s The Story…..The Presbyterian Church called a meeting to decide what to do about their squirrels. After much prayer and consideration,… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to THURSDAY DECEMBER 16, 2021 Here’s The Story…..One day, on the savannah, a lion, a cheetah, an elephant and a warthog were all sitting around aftertheir… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to WEDNESDAY DECEMBER 15, 2021 MIDWEEK PUNAGRAPHY….A bicycle can’t stand on its own because it is two-tired.No matter how much you push the envelope, it will… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to TUESDAY DECEMBER 14, 2021 Stories About Punagraphy…. King Ozymandias of Assyria was running low on cash after years of war with the Hittites. His last… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to MONDAY DECEMBER 13, 2021 Jokes and Punagraphy…. What did the Buddhist ask the hot dog vendor? “Make me one with everything.” You know why you… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to FRIDAY DECEMBER 10, 2021 Here’s The Story…..Mrs. Broomfield’s dishwasher quit working, so she called a repairman.He couldn’t accommodate her with an evening appointment, and since… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to THURSDAY DECEMBER 9, 2021 Things I’ve Learned from my Children….. A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2,000 sq.ft. house 4 inches… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to WEDNESDAY DECEMBER 8, 2021 Lessons life taught me…. Life isn’t fair, but it’s still good.When in doubt, just take the next small step.Life is too… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to TUESDAY DECEMBER 7, 2021 More (Bad) Music Punography….. What did Beethoven say to Johann Sebastian when he washelping him parallel park? “Bach it up.” What… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to MONDAY DECEMBER 6, 2021 Here’s The Story…..These friars were behind on their belfry payments, so they opened up a small florist shop to raise funds.… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”