The World According to the Eucman!

WELCOME to MONDAY NOVEMBER 15, 2021 Here’s The Story….The day finally arrived. Forrest Gump dies and goes to Heaven.He is at the Pearly Gates, met by St.… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to FRIDAY NOVEMBER 12, 2021 Warning: contains cringe-inducing wordplay….. About a month before he died, my uncle had his back covered in lard. After that, he… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to THURSDAY NOVEMBER 11, 2021 It Staggers The Mind…. Ø If I agreed with you we’d both be wrong.Ø We never really grow up, we only… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to WEDNESDAY NOVEMBER 10, 2021 Take a little time to smile…In a Podiatrist’s Office:“Time wounds all heels.” On a Septic Tank Truck:Yesterday’s Meals on Wheels At… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to TUESDAY NOVEMBER 9, 2021 Conflicting Proverbs Actions speak louder than words.The pen is mightier than the sword. Look before you leap.He who hesitates is lost.… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to MONDAY NOVEMBER 8, 2021 Here’s the Story…The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to FRIDAY NOVEMBER 5, 2021 Here’s the Story…Sitting on the highway waiting to catch speeders, a state police officer saw a car puttering along at 22… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to THURSDAY NOVEMBER 4, 2021 Here’s the Story…A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart.The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to WEDNESDAY NOVEMBER 3, 2021 Weights and Measures…..★ Ratio of an igloo’s circumference to its diameter: Eskimo Pi★ 2000 pounds of Chinese soup: Won ton★ 1… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to TUESDAY NOVEMBER 2, 2021 Women & Men…. A Woman’s Revenge “Cash, check or charge?” I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”