The World According to the Eucman!

WELCOME to TUESDAY NOVEMBER 2, 2021 Women & Men…. A Woman’s Revenge “Cash, check or charge?” I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to MONDAY NOVEMBER 1, 2021 Here’s The Story….A marine biologist developed a race of genetically engineered dolphins that could live forever if they were fed a… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to FRIDAY OCTOBER 29, 2021 Deep Thoughts…..I’m not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain. I am in shape. Round’s a shape… I’m desperately… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to THURSDAY OCTOBER 28, 2021 Objects of humor…. I knew a woman who owned a taser. Man, was she stunning! I meant to look for my… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to WEDNESDAY OCTOBER 27, 2021 20 Lines to make you smile….My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn’t.I… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to TUESDAY OCTOBER 26, 2021 19 things to remember…..Accept the fact that some days you’re the pigeon – and some days you’re the statue!Always keep your… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to MONDAY OCTOBER  25, 2021Computer Upgrade….Dear Tech Support,Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend to Husband and noticed a distinct slowdown in overall system performance, particularly in the flower… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to FRIDAY OCTOBER  22, 2021The Law Of… Law of Mechanical Repair – After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch. Law of… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to THURSDAY OCTOBER  21, 2021Some Rules For Life…. Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. If you had to… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to WEDNESDAY OCTOBER  20, 2021Here’s The Story….  A woman was flying from Melbourne to Brisbane. Unexpectedly, the plane was diverted to Sydney. The flight attendant explained that there… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”