The World According to the Eucman!

WELCOME to WEDNESDAY OCTOBER  20, 2021Here’s The Story….  A woman was flying from Melbourne to Brisbane. Unexpectedly, the plane was diverted to Sydney. The flight attendant explained that there… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to TUESDAY OCTOBER 19, 2021 Please Give me Patience….ONE:Recently, when I went to McDonald’s I saw on the menu that you could have an order of… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to MONDAY OCTOBER 18, 2021 New Orleans Lawyer…Part of rebuilding New Orleans caused residents often to be challenged with the task of tracing home titles back… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to FRIDAY OCTOBER 15, 2021 ACTUAL EXCERPTS FROM STUDENT SCIENCE EXAMS: Charles Darwin was a naturalist who wrote the organ of the species. Benjamin Franklin produced… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to THURSDAY OCTOBER 14, 2021 Parent Job Description…..This is hysterical. If it had been presented this way before, I don’t believe any of us would have… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to WEDNESDAY OCTOBER 13, 2021 Things I’ve Learned from my Children. A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2,000 sq.ft. house 4 inches… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to TUESDAY OCTOBER 12, 2021 Here’s The Story…After getting all of Pope Benedict’s luggage loaded into the limo, (and he doesn’t travel light), the driver notices… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to MONDAY OCTOBER 11, 2021 Two Additions to the Periodic Table of Elements…Element Name: WOMANSymbol: WOAtomic Weight: (Don’t even go there)Physical properties: Generally round in form.… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to FRIDAY OCTOBER 8, 2021 Kids Observe Life… NUDITY My kids have always been observant of their surroundings, but they tend to pick out details no… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to THURSDAY OCTOBER 7, 2021 Here’s The Story….Patton staggered home very late after another evening with his drinking buddy, Paddy. He took off his shoes to… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”