The World According to the Eucman!

WELCOME to WEDNESDAY SEPTEMBER 8, 2021 SIGNS………… Sign over a Gynecologist’s Office:“Dr. Jones, at your cervix.” In a Podiatrist’s office:“Time wounds all heels.” On a Septic Tank… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to TUESDAY SEPTEMBER 7, 2021 Here’s The Story……I’ve been teaching now for about fifteen years. I have two kids myself, but the best birth story I… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to FRIDAY SEPTEMBER 3, 2021 Judas Asparagus and Other Fractured Bible Tales….Reportedly written by a sixth-grader…in any event, it is an amusing piece and hopefully will… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to THURSDAY SEPTEMBER 2, 2021 Medical Info For Women…Q: Should I have a baby after 35?A: No, 35 children is enough. Q: I’m two months pregnant… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to WEDNESDAY SEPTEMBER 1, 2021 A Man’s Rules…Please note that all rules are number “1”:1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You’re a big girl. If… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to TUESDAY AUGUST 31, 2021 Deep Thoughts……I’m not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain.I am in shape. Round’s a shape…I’m desperately trying to… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to MONDAY AUGUST 30, 2021 Punny Stories…..• A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at him and says, “I’m sorry, sir,… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to FRIDAY AUGUST 27, 2021 Warshing Clothes Recipe….Years ago an Alabama grandmother gave the new bride the following recipe:This is an exact copy as written and… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to THURSDAY AUGUST 26, 2021 SIGN IN A SHOE REPAIR STORE:“We will heel youWe will save your soleWe will even dye for you.” Sign over a… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to WEDNESDAY AUGUST 25, 2021 The Best and Worst Country & Western Song Titles….♠ I Keep Forgettin’ I Forgot About You♠ I Liked You Better Before… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”