The World According to the Eucman!

WELCOME to MONDAY AUGUST 9, 2021 One-liners……… • Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional. • Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to FRIDAY AUGUST 6, 2021 Weekend Punography….⇒ I don’t enjoy computer jokes; not one bit.⇒ I changed my iPod’s name to Titanic. It’s syncing now.⇒ When… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to THURSDAY AUGUST 5, 2021 This Strange English Language….. We’ll begin with a box, and the plural is boxes;but the plural of ox became oxen not… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to WEDNESDAY AUGUST 4, 2021 Two Additions to the Periodic Table of Elements…..Element Name: WOMAN Caution: Highly explosive in inexperienced hands. Element Name: MAN Caution: In… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to TUESDAY AUGUST 3, 2021 Here’s The Story…..A woman dies after a long illness, and finds herself just outside of heaven, at the pearly gates. As… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to MONDAY AUGUST 2, 2021 Here’s The Story…..One day I hopped in a taxi and we took off for the airport.We were driving in the right… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to FRIDAY JULY 30, 2021 Why Men Don’t Write Advice Columns….. Dear Walter, I hope you can help me here. The other day, I set off… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to THURSDAY JULY 29, 2021 Here’s The Story….A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to WEDNESDAY JULY 28, 2021 On the subject of Colonoscopies. . . Colonoscopies are no joke, but these comments during the exam werequite humorous. . .… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to TUESDAY JULY 27, 2021 RUNNING LATE: Official Glossary “On the way.” – Still in bed. “In the car.” – In the shower. “GPS says 35… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”