The World According to the Eucman!

WELCOME to FRIDAY MARCH 19, 2021 Just Jokes today…. “Well, I’m sure everybody here already knows about Murphy’sLaw…but you guys probably don’t know about Cole’s law, am… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to THURSDAY MARCH 18, 2021 Funny Notices1 On the side of a milk carton: Allergy advice – May Contain Traces of Milk 2 In a cemetery:… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to WEDNESDAY MARCH 17, 2021 Thinking Out Loud Again….I am a nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect.I stepped on a Cornflake, and now I… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to TUESDAY MARCH 16, 2021 The best puns of all time are: A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to MONDAY MARCH 15, 2021 Lexophile Puns….Everyone loves a little bit of wordplay. English is an amazingly versatile language and being able to twist it into… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to FRIDAY MARCH 12, 2021 Funny Misheard Song Lyrics….. Everybody loves singing along with their favorite songs, but sometimes it’s hard to figure out what those… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to THURSDAY MARCH 11, 2021 Funny Mistranslations…. 1 On an Athi River Highway: TAKE NOTICE: WHEN THIS SIGN IS UNDER WATER, THIS ROAD IS IMPASSABLE. 2… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to WEDNESDAY MARCH 10, 2021 Thinking Out Loud…..With great reflexes comes great response-ability. How do construction workers party? They raise the roof. An expensive laxative will… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to TUESDAY MARCH 9, 2021 Here’s the Story….Sergeant Wilson was appalled to discover that ten of his men were late arriving back at camp following their… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to MONDAY MARCH 8, 2021 TO ALL THE KIDS WHO SURVIVED the 50s, 60s and 70s! First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”