The World According to the Eucman!

WELCOME to TUESDAY SEPTEMBER 15, 2020Feline Physics Laws……. Law of Cat Inertia A cat at rest will tend to remain at rest, unless acted upon by some outside… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to MONDAY SEPTEMBER 14, 2020Here’s the Story….. Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there were two evil friars living outside this small village. The friars… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to FRIDAY SEPTEMBER 11, 2020 WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED……… Men Are Just Happier People– Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to THURDAY SEPTEMBER 10, 2020 How all careers end…Lawyers are disbarred.Ministers are defrocked.Electricians are delighted.Far Eastern diplomats are disoriented.Drunks are distilled.Alpine climbers are dismounted.Piano tuners are unstrung.Orchestra… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to WEDNESDAY SEPTEMBER 9, 2020English is Very Strange……Did you know that “verb” is a noun?How can you look up words in a dictionary if you can’t spell… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to TUESDAY SEPTEMBER 8, 2020 A teenager is: * A person who can’t remember to walk the dog but never forgets a phone number. * A weight watcher… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to FRIDAY SEPTEMBER 4, 2020 The Laws of Golf……….LAW 1: No matter how bad your last shot was, the worst is yet to come. This law does… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to THURSDAY SEPTEMBER 3, 2020 TRUTHS ABOUT GROWING OLD  1) Growing up is mandatory; growing old is optional.2) Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to WEDNESDAY SEPTEMBER 2, 2020 Miscellaneous terms…….. ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle. BEAUTY PARLOR: A… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to TUESDAY SEPTEMBER 1, 2020  Married life is full of excitement and frustration: * In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”