The World According to the Eucman!

WELCOME to TUESDAY OCTOBER 20, 2020 Simple Truths…1. I think part of a best friend’s job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die. 2.… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to MONDAY OCTOBER 19, 2020 Just for Today…………. Just for today I will be happy. This assumes what Abraham Lincoln said is true: “Most folks are about as… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to FRIDAY OCTOBER 16, 2020 Some Things I’ve Learned… I’ve learned that you can get by on charm for about 15 minutes. After that, you’d better know something.I’ve… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to THURSDAY OCTOBER 15, 2020Laws of Life:* Murphy’s First Law for Wives: If you ask your husband to pick up five items at the store and then you… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to WEDNESDAY OCTOBER 14, 2020 THINKING OUT LOUD… 1. Someone stole the police station’s toilets. They have nothing to go on.2. Having sex in an elevator is… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to TUESDAY OCTOBER 13, 2020 The Funny Side of Marriage……………. One woman said to another, “Aren’t you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?” The other… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to MONDAY OCTOBER 12, 2020Life’s Little Moments of Destruction. The meek shall inherit the Earth after we’re done with it. Just because you’re not paranoid doesn’t mean… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to FRIDAY OCTOBER 9, 2020You Know You’re Too Stressed If… You can achieve a “Runner’s High” by sitting up. The Sun is too loud.Trees begin to chase… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to THURSDAY OCTOBER 8, 2020Think About it………….* Money doesn’t bring you happiness, but it enables you to look for it in more places.* Your conscience may not… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to WEDNESDAY OCTOBER 7, 2020 ACTUAL PRODUCT INSTRUCTIONS: ON A HAIRDRYER: *Do not use while sleeping.ON A BAG OF FRITOS: *You could be a winner! No purchase… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”