The World According to the Eucman!

Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

WELCOME to MONDAY AUGUST 3, 2020 THINKING OUT LOUD…….. Why is there an expiration date on sour cream? If most car accidents occur within five miles of home,… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to FRIDAY JULY 31, 2020 Here’s the Story….. A Jewish anthropologist, Benny Steinfeld, was working in the desert near Israel when he happened upon an odd-looking vase.… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to THURSDAY JULY 30, 2020 Here’s the Story….. The big chess tournament was taking place at the Plaza in New York. After the first day’s competition, many… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to TUESDAY JULY 28, 2020 Here’s the Story…… There was this guy and he had a girlfriend called Lorraine who was very pretty and he liked her… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to MONDAY JULY 27, 2020 SENIOR TEXTING….. Since more and more Seniors are texting and tweeting, there appears to be a need for a STC (Senior Texting… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to FRIDAY JULY 24, 2020 Old Age…. OLD CREDIT CARDS never die, they just expire OLD CRICKETERS never die, they just get bowled over OLD CRICKETERS never… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to THURSDAY JULY 23, 2020 Thinking Out Loud…. If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, does it make a sound? A single fact can spoil a… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to WEDNESDAY JULY 22, 2020 Bumper Stickers…. My karma ran over your dogma. I brake for… wait… AAAH! NO BRAKES!!!!! A fool and his money are a… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to TUESDAY JULY 21, 2020 You know you’re getting old when…. Everything that works hurts, and what doesn’t hurt doesn’t work. You feel like the morning after,… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to MONDAY JULY 20, 2020 Life’s Little Moments of Destruction… The meek shall inherit the Earth after we’re done with it. Just because you’re not paranoid doesn’t… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”