The World According to the Eucman!

  WELCOME to Monday April 13, 2020   Here’s the story…. A Jewish anthropologist, Benny Steinfeld, was working in the desert near Israel when he happened upon an… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Friday April 10, 2020   Here’s the story.. My bank and a new sign in the Bank Lobby reads: “Please note that this Bank is installing… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Wednesday April 8, 2020   The Positive Side of Life….. Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun every… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

  WELCOME to Tuesday April 7, 2020 THE SYMPTOMS OF INNER FAITH AND PEACE….   Be on the lookout for symptoms of faith and inner peace. The hearts of… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Monday April 6, 2020 Here’s the story…  A group of 40-year-old buddies discuss where they should have dinner. Finally it is agreed that they should meet… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

  WELCOME to Friday April 3, 2020 Resume Bloopers….. These are taken from real resumes and cover letters and were printed in Fortune Magazine: 1. I demand a… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Thursday April 2, 2020 Here’s the story….  The big chess tournament was taking place at the Plaza in New York. After the first day’s competition, many… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Wednesday April 1, 2020 Here’s the Story….. One day, an elderly woman was walking along the street, coming home from the supermarket. Her bag of groceries was… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Tuesday March 31, 2020    Thinking out Loud….. Why is there an expiration date on sour cream? If most car accidents occur within five miles of… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”