The World According to the Eucman!

WELCOME to Monday March 30, 2020     Old Age…. OLD CREDIT CARDS never die, they just expire OLD CRICKETERS never die, they just get bowled over OLD CRICKETERS… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Friday March 27, 2020    THAT’S NOT MY JOB!  This is a story about four people in quarantine at home named: Everybody, Somebody, Anybody and Nobody.… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Thursday March 26, 2020    QUARANTINE TEXTING, AND EMAIL RULES…  Hey, since we’re now living in the time of e-mail (and blogs and texts and Tweets) and… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Wednesday March 25, 2020    Bumper Stickers…. My karma ran over your dogma. I brake for… wait… AAAH! NO BRAKES!!!!! A fool and his money are… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Tuesday March 24, 2020    ALL I NEED TO KNOW I LEARNED FROM A SNOWMAN…….. ** It’s okay if you’re a little bottom heavy. ** Hold… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Monday March 23, 2020 You know your getting old when…. Everything that works hurts, and what doesn’t hurt doesn’t work. You feel like the morning after,… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Friday March 20, 2020 Life’s Little Moments of Destruction……. The meek shall inherit the Earth after we’re done with it. Just because you’re not paranoid doesn’t… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Thursday March 19, 2020 Slow Dance…………. Have you ever watched kids on a merry-go-round Or listened to the rain slapping on the ground? Ever followed a… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Wednesday March 18, 2020 Marriage Definitions…. BACHELOR: A nice guy who has cheated some nice girl out of her alimony. BRIDE: A woman with a fine… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Tuesday March 17, 2020 Signs of the times…… SIGN IN A SHOE REPAIR STORE: “We will heel you We will save your sole We will even… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”