The World According to the Eucman!

  WELCOME to Tuesday November 26, 2019   Random Definitions….  1. Atom Bomb : An invention to end all inventions. 2. Boss : Someone who is early when… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Monday November 25, 2019   Defining Different Heights…  Height of Isolation: Two people sitting side by side using e-mails to communicate with each other. Height of… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Friday November 22, 2019   Murphy’s Laws of Work….  A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the pants. Don’t… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Wednesday November 20, 2019   SOME GOOD ONES….. 1. Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels good. 2. Talk is cheap because supply exceeds the… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

  WELCOME to Tuesday November 19, 2019   Signs You’re Really Broke…….. 1. American Express calls & says: “Leave home without it!” 2. Your idea of a 7-course… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Monday November 18, 2019   Steven Wright Pondering’s…… Anywhere is walking distance, if you’ve got the time. There’s a fine line between fishing and just standing on… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

  WELCOME to Friday November 15, 2019   Mad Ramblings and Pondering……..   What’s with the people who put carpeting on the lid of their toilet seat? What are they… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

  WELCOME to Thursday November 14, 2019   Things you wouldn’t know without help from the movies…… 1. Most people keep a scrapbook of newspaper cuttings especially  … Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Wednesday November 13, 2019   Here’s the story…. A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”