The World According to the Eucman!

WELCOME to Thursday December 12, 2019   Lexophile Punagraphy…. 1. A bicycle can’t stand alone; it is two tired. 2. A will is a dead giveaway. 3. Time… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Wednesday December 11, 2019   Definitions for new parents… FEEDBACK: The inevitable result when a baby doesn’t appreciate the mashed carrots. HEARSAY: What toddlers do when… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Monday December 9, 2019   ACTUAL CHURCH BULLETIN & SERVICE BLOOPERS..  Our next song is “Angels We Have Heard Get High”. Don’t let worry kill you… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Friday December 6, 2019   BECAUSE THE DOCTOR SAID….. Q: Doctor, I’ve heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true? A: Heart only good… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Thursday December 5, 2019   HOW TO TELL WHEN FOOD GOES BAD…. ICE CREAM – If you can’t tell the difference between your ice cubes… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Monday December 2, 2019 In Order Of Stupidity… In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”