The World According to the Eucman!

Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

WELCOME to Friday January 3, 2019 Confucius Says: He who eats crackers in bed get crummy sleep. Eunuch not strange creature, just man cut out to be… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Thursday January 2, 2019 Thought Provoking Statements……. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger. How many times is it… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Tuesday December 31, 2019 Funny Analogies…….. The young fighter had a hungry look, the kind you get from not eating for a while. He was… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Monday December 30, 2019 A TEENAGER IS.. * A person who can’t remember to walk the dog but never forgets a phone number. *… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Friday December 20, 2019 Male or Female? From the Washington Post Style Invitation, in which it was postulated that English should have male and female nouns,… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Thursday December 19, 2019 Thought Provoking Statements……. 1. I think part of a best friend’s job should be to immediately clear your computer history if… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Wednesday December 18, 2019 Today’s Pointed Observations… It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed it on the cost… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Tuesday December 17, 2019 OFFICE RULES……. **If it rings, put it on hold; **If it clanks, call the repairman; **If it whistles, ignore it; **If… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Monday December 16, 2019 Deep Thoughts for today……. If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Friday December 13, 2019 MORE Punagraphy….for the weekend.. A cross-eyed teacher lost her job because she couldn’t control her pupils. A soldier who survived mustard… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”