The World According to the Eucman!

Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

WELCOME to Friday January 17, 2019 Real Doctor’s Reports….. 1. Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year. 2. On… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Thursday January 16, 2019 How To Lie To The Bathroom Scale…… 1. Weigh yourself with clothes on, after dinner… as well as in the morning,… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Wednesday January 15, 2019 WOMAN’S DICTIONARY….. Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you’re right, but he just hasn’t realized it yet. Airhead (er*hed)… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Tuesday January 14, 2019 Physics 101 Ratio of an igloo’s circumference to its diameter: Eskimo Pi 2000 pounds of Chinese soup: Won ton 1… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Monday January 13, 2019 Pondering out loud again……… Life is just a phase you’re going through…you’ll get over it. My idea of housework is to… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Friday January 10, 2019 ELEVEN GREAT PUNS ABOUT THE LAW…… 11) Lawyers wear law suits. 10) Next time you get a lawyer a drink,… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Thursday January 9, 2019 Things You’ll Never Hear A Father Say…….. * Well how ’bout that? I’m lost! Looks like we’ll have to stop and… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Wednesday January 8, 2019 PONDERING OUT LOUD……….AGAIN.. Why is it that when you’re driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Tuesday January 7, 2019 Pondering Out Loud….. Why isn’t phonetic spelled the way it sounds? Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii? Why are there… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Monday January 6, 2019 As e-mail (and blogs and texts and Tweets) continue to erode the written language, perhaps it is time for an English language… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”