The World According to the Eucman!

WELCOME to Monday March 25, 2019 ​Here’s the story…. Many of us [those over 40, WAY over 40, or hovering near 40] are quite confused about how… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Friday March 22, 2019 ​ True excerpts from grade school students’ papers: * The inhabitants of Moscow are called Mosquitoes. * A census taker is… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Thursday March 21, 2019 ​​ How To Lie To The Bathroom Scale….. 1. Weigh yourself with clothes on, after dinner… as well as in the… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Tuesday March 19, 2019 ​​Shows that may be appearing on TV soon, as a result of the electronic and computer age: Modem, She Wrote: Each… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Monday March 18, 2019 ​​​Here’s the story…. Maybe this is why they don’t teach music in high school any more. Following are actual answers from… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Friday March 15, 2019 ​​  ​Actual church bulletin messages…….    1. This afternoon there will be a meeting in the south and north ends of… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Thursday March 14, 2019 ​​  ​NEW DRUGS JUST RELEASED ON THE MARKET!   DAMNITOL: Take two and the rest of the world can go to hell… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Wednesday March 13, 2019 ​​  Here’s the story…. One day a mother was out and the dad was in charge. The little one was maybe… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Tuesday March 12, 2019 ​Contemporary Latin Phrases: “Domino vobiscum.” (The pizza guy is here.) “Auda similarum ad seattles.” (They all sound just like Pearl Jam.)… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”